@ermahgarton: I don't really have a "blood type." I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance.
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@JermHimselfish: My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it.
@Vodkantots: Whoever said, "there's no place like home for the holidays" clearly hasn't been to my house.
@MouthOfSass: Pretty sure the neighbors are impressed with the banging and screaming they heard. Little do they know it was just me chasing a spider.
@Leemanish: HOW TO JOG: 1. Put on jogging outfit. 2. Go outside. 3. Imagine a cow galloping down the street. 4. Try to milk that cow.