@KenJennings: I don't really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids' history textbooks.
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@ojedge: [1st date] Me: [putting my jacket over my dates shoulders] Her: "Thank you but I'm not cold" Me: [covering her awful dress] "Yes you are"
@mattZillaaaa: A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story
@zorgod: I fear one day my gf will figure out every romantic thing I say to her is a line from Brokeback Mountain.