@KenJennings: I don't really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids' history textbooks.
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@erikbransteen: The #AshleyMadisonHack is getting out of hand. Site just revealed that I've been cheating on my diet. I'm not even sure how they'd know that
@Elizasoul80: [alien taking notes] Humans: Reluctant to common sense gun control, yet somehow completely overreactive when approached by a bee.
@rocknthepurple: I just wish I had someone who wanted to touch me as much as my shower curtain does.