@jjhartinger: I don't really want to hear about the marathon, unless of course, they add an element of suspense. Like a Bear at mile 3.
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@lazerdoov: I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me.
@AndrewNadeau0: ME:You wanna come in? VAMPIRE:Oh, can’t, vampire M:Unless I invite you V:Oh…you know about that M:Yeah, you can- V:It’s just…I’m super busy…
@thenatewolf: *Orders pizza* What a night *Phone buzzes* And a text? Killing it *checks phone* ok that was the pizza confirmation but still cruising