@CulturedRuffian: I don't regret pressing the close button in the elevator when people are running. If they have all that energy-they should take the stairs.
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@ryan_the_manns: BOUNCER FOR A COOL BAR: password? Me: Midnight77 BOUNCER: great *grabs a poster board collage* now which one of these doesn't contain a stop sign
@Jazzzzzmina: Why is it when you take a break from Twitter everyone assumes you're happy and in love... Maybe I was in jail.
@Pundamentalism: The saddest thing about trying to find a needle in a haystack is that your horse is hiding a drug habit from you.