@jennifereblue: I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!
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@LOUD_Thoughts_: I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia.
@inikoblue: Although I'm not exactly overjoyed with my single status. I thank God I'm not married to the obviously married guy hitting on me.
@gerryhallcomedy: My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house.
@InternetHippo: groundhog: sorry guys, 6 more weeks of winter everyone (sunbathing in february): ok