@bfrosty04: I dont 'scrub up' like a surgeon after using the urinal because growing up, they taught us not to piss all over our hands n arms, you baboon
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@FullMetalMommy: Chin up divorced people; lots of us smug married parents envy your 50/50 custody agreement.