@christinawilder: I don't smoke, so I take "screaming" breaks at work.
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@GrantTanaka: Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan
@mrtruthandsoul: I wonder how many times Batman had to rub one out in the Batmobile after fighting with Catwoman
@lovemydogduck: The only times I go for a jog is when there's a cute guy in front of me or a creepy guy behind me.
@ElleOhHell: Damn girl, are you a maple tree? Cause I would tap that, and you have an impressive root structure which is where this metaphor falls apart.