@christinawilder: I don't smoke, so I take "screaming" breaks at work.
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@SCbchbum: One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple.
@SammySkinns: "So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?" That is definitely a reality show I would watch.
@VelouriaDaze: *walks into lift* Guy: going down? Me: I'll need a first date for that. *silence* *doors open* Dammit Twitter!
@AndyAsAdjective: I'm extremely good at being so close to getting a prediction right. I'm like an Almostradamus.