@nPhelendriqal: I don't smoke to be cool, I smoke so no one asks me to hold their baby.
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@Manda_like_wine: I'm only listening outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels.
@NickSchug: If I worked at a pizza place I would use pepperoni to spell out "Marry me?" on pizzas all the time just to make things awkward for couples.