@sammyrhodes: I don't speak button, but if I could I'm pretty sure the button on my jeans is saying, "Aaaaah! Help me!" right now.
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@Dawn_M_: It's been four days since I started this rap battle. I'm tired and just want to see my family.
@wesleybordelon: Standing in the boys clothes section at Kohls waiting for my wife. I just realized I look creepy. Better move to the little girls section.
@joeldanger: Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us.