@robdelaney: I don’t “take” weed because weed “took” my best friend & trapeze partner Corton from me when we were 17. #ImissYouBrother #SwingWithJesus
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@Brianhopecomedy: Bumped into my Ex again. I should really move her to a different part of the freezer.
@shivkumarrx: What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant???? #RT
@BackrowSeats: In an alternate universe cats feed humans Lean Cuisines while muttering "I don't know how you eat that shit".
@TheCatWhisprer: Made it to the level of old where I turned down a beer so it wouldn't mess with the aftertaste of the milkshake I just had.