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@ddsmidt: I don't tell many people this, but I have been known to carry a shiv.

Okay, it's the underwire in my bra and the only one getting stabbed is me, but still.

I don’t tell many people this, but I have been known to carry a shiv.

Okay, it’s the underwire in my bra and the only one getting stabbed is me, but still.

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