@10InchesPlus: I don't think any of us would have made it to a life boat on Titanic.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Mostly_Cheese: *gets in taxi* Me: Wow it’s cold out there, my hand is freezing. Cabbie: Where to? Me: (putting on other glove) You know what, you’re right.
@TheFemKilljoy: The only time I hate being single is when I knock something over & catch it before it hits the ground but there's no one around to see it.
@AnkCoupleTO: KFC Team Member: Anything else? Me: More gravy please, I'll say when [several hours later] KFC TM: WE'RE GONNA DROWN M: I didn't say when
@AnOrangeSNES: I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal.