@LuvPug: I don't think anyone here is a serial killer because you have to be really self motivated and it's like we all just eat snacks and take naps
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@LindaInDisguise: The difference between your husband and your Netflix account is, over time, your Netflix account learns what you like.
@GrantTanaka: me: so what, you're gonna be angry at me for the rest of your life wife: no, the rest of yours
@robdelaney: Woman at drive-thru just called me "honey." Headed home to tell my wife to take a god damn hike.