@Annoyedworld: I don't think I'm a father but I better celebrate just incase I am...
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@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
@AthenaMystique: Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice.
@krishna_van: A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk.