@Annoyedworld: I don't think I'm a father but I better celebrate just incase I am...
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@AndyAsAdjective: [at checkout counter] Would ya like to donate $1 to- -No But you didn't let me finish -Is it $1 toward you shutting your mouth? No -Then no