@Brentweets: I don't think it is fair God plays for the Seahawks, seems like an unfair advantage.
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@FSUSteve: My iPhone just autocorrected the word nigga to NIGGA, like whoa iPhone. You can't just go around yelling the N word. Jesus.
@Maxine12339: Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
@emmafreud: This is joyous. Go to any YouTube video. Pause it. Click anywhere outside the video and then type 1980. Now defend yourself.
@Henry_3k: *Goes back in time to kill the inventors of Twitter. Returns home to amaze friends on Facebook with endless jokes about vodka & pizza.*