@weinerdog4life: I don't think my blind date was blind, she read the menu and caught the basketball I threw at her
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@JonnyStallone: Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from.
@lovemydogduck: Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup
@SomePieceOfshit: Cashier: Have a great day [goes to cashier's home in the evening} Me: I have bad news