@weinerdog4life: I don't think my blind date was blind, she read the menu and caught the basketball I threw at her
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@chuuew: Is it okay for men to sit down to pee? The manager of this sofa store doesn't seem to think so.
@kumailn: "Bikini faux pas: are you guilty?" As a guy, it's very hard to imagine the bullshit that women are bombarded with.