@jasonroeder: I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado.
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@DanMentos: "So we kill a tree" Ok "And put it inside our house" Nice "Then we hang up some socks" I'm with ya "And then we drink egg milk punch" What
@squirrel74wkgn: Me (trying to impress my date): I'll have the garden fresh salad Drive-thru: Dressing? Me: Ummm, nope. Just sitting in my car
@juliussharpe: I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money.
@Sam_From_Kansas: Alan from Facebook is concerned about "boarder" control and thinks they should "learn our langage"