@GrumpyBahr: I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!
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@mattsurely: If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you.
@Underchilde: Panic rooms are a great way to protect yourself during home invasions or like if you forget your wife’s birthday.
@owlcity: If I walk you home and kiss you goodnight, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this calling the cops crap.