@GrumpyBahr: I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!
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@ibid78: DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days
@AimeeHelene1: Today there was a band-aid on my plate, a bat flew in the house, & a bee stung me. Today was brought to me by the letter B.
@cbdoubleu: Not to brag, but I have the high score on 7 different blood pressure machines around the city. *enters initials