@jergarl: I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer..
But on the other hand..
I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer.
-Drunk me at a zoo
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@JKNenagh: a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it!
@better_off_dad: Technically, it's not road rage once you pull into their living room.
@HeyZeus666: I've been eating sunflower seeds and Tweeting for 9 hours. Now I know what my canary feels like.
@PaperWash: vampire waiter: would you like to order? customer: I'll have a steak vampire waiter: [sweating nervously] what...wuddya need a stake for?
@jake_lach: She said I'm 'barely tolerable,' which means there's still a chance
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