@KentWGraham: I don’t think this bowl of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups on my desk is making me as indispensable to the workplace as I had hoped.
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@jordan_stratton: "I want frog legs." -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever
@Capt_Spanky: Text to wife: "Would you bring me my " and my phone suggests "girlfriend." My phone is trying to kill me.
@TheMichaelRock: Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read.
@Tacet_no_more: I wonder if anyone being chased by a bear has ever tried just turning around and saying in a really stern voice "NO...Bad Bear"?