@TheAlexNevil: I don't trust a restaurant that advertises "Now with more bacon!" because it means they were holding out on me to begin with.
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@SergioValenCo: I don't tweet about my boss because I don't wanna be a suspect when he disappears.
@caribdonna: My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right.
@torrami: Ladies: The "silent treatment" is not a punishment. Try the "sit next to him and cry and or frown excessively treatment" instead.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I can point out chicks who say "vokka" and "liberry" instead of "vodka" and "library" based on the use of emoticons in their screen name.