@Underchilde: I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru.
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@WilliamRodgers: If Reincarnation ends up being real... Those People who got "YOLO" tattoos are going to look... Pretty Silly
@Robert_Beau: Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth.
@KrangTNelson: JERRY SEINFELD: so what's the *deal* with airplane food ME (whispering to my date): it's actually called "jetfuel"
@SexytotheNorth: *Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store.