@SergioValenCo: I don't tweet about my boss because I don't wanna be a suspect when he disappears.
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@Smug_Lemur: God only gives you what you can handle. Really? Because I'm pretty sure I could handle way more money.
@DancesWithTamis: Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?
@rachel2manypaws: The toughest part of any long distance relationship is the 6 hour drive to slash their tires.