@SergioValenCo: I don't tweet about my boss because I don't wanna be a suspect when he disappears.
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@jdforshort: Your smell is so intoxicating Your skin so soft and warm I can't wait to eat you up ~Mosquitos
@just1fool: Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
@robfee: There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah."