@TheBoydP: I don’t understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?
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@Storminika: I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open.
@iscoff: It's fun to chant "Bloody Mary" three times into your car's side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up
@briangaar: Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? "Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"
@koalaslament: I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race.