@TheBoydP: I don’t understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?
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@Matt_The_1st: I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
@JohnLyonTweets: Hope you enjoy my new song, "Part of This Song's Title Is in Parentheses (For No Reason)."
@vikkaroni: If you wondered if I was on the naughty list this year, I should probably tell you that the best gift I got was a packing peanut.