@KentWGraham: I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house.
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@Ivsy01: A guy in line next to me just asked me to hold his coffee and I'm like I'm not looking for anything serious right now.
@heatherlou_: Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub.
@calluptome: We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.
@internetluke: [two female cops come to arrest me but I am hiding in the men's bathroom] Haha "What do we do?"