@realHamOnWry: I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?
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@CherBear162: In the movie Titanic it always bugged me that she stayed on the raft when clearly she had more body fat for warmth.
@sploosk: ants can carry up to 5000 times their body weight?? pfft. watch this- *goes to stomp an ant but it grabs me & slams me thru a picnic table*
@JaneBadall: Expecting an idiot to admit they're wrong feels a lot like trying to put socks on an octopus.