@charrrllaa: I don't understand people with anchor tattoos that say, "I refuse to sink." It's a damn anchor! It's supposed to sink! What am I missing?
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@_CherriAnn_: I like to make lists. I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guess what's on the list while at the store. Fun game
@_ElvishPresley_: ME: if you're really a psychic then how many bagel bites do I have in my pockets PSYCHIATRIST: I said I was a psychiat-- ME: nope 67