@kentgrossarth: I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here.
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@Book_Krazy: *pulls up to window* Me: *on phone* Ok, so you want a chocolate shake also? Ok, I'll get two then. *phone rings while its at my ear*
@JElvisWeinstein: People belittle the internet "talking about a dress" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise.
@SCbchbum: “Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice.”
@okimstillhungry: Gets 5 hours of sleep: Wow I'm tired Gets 8 hours of sleep: Wow I'm tired and I'm late for work