@kentgrossarth: I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here.
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@chagger73: Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time...
@Lindzeta: I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them
@Shut_up_Marissa: In sign language, the story of my life can be told through a series of facepalms.