@kentgrossarth: I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here.
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@EtobicokeErnie: Remember when you were a kid and the TV set in your basement weighed 8,000 pounds?
@marcia_bee: I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible. A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!
@iGreenMonk: *Neighbor text - Sorry for using your wife. Use only when you're not at home* *Shoots Wife* *Neighbor text again - I mean 'Wifi' not wife*