@kelkulus: I don't understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms. It's much more awkward trying to return them. "She didn't like me."
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@Matt_The_1st: I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
@lasergirl70: I'm pretty sure I made one of those "If we're both still single" pacts with someone. I just wish I'd written down his name.
@The_JRM: The main reason I tell my daughter that beauty is on the inside is because I'm in charge of her ponytail in the mornings.
@nowarranty: If I say, "Don't worry, I'm on it," there's a 98% chance I'm referring to my couch.