@titusbb: I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy.
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@stanleybehrman: If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait...
@reczit: Eighty seven percent of single people are single because they don't want to share their pizza with anyone.
@SteveMartinToGo: Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, "Wait a minute. I have that."
@shutupmikeginn: Internet Explorer: so about last night Me: Oh, i used you for flash. IE: Are we back together, am i your default? Me: don't make this weird