@titusbb: I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy.
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@justabloodygame: No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come.
@lanyardigan: End any argument with a baby by saying "Well, at least my arms are longer than my head." YA GOT SMOKED, BABY
@underchilde: A jury of my peers would just be 12 people who hate that they had to get up before noon.