@titusbb: I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy.
@JimmerThatisAll: Today's workout. Light weights. 1 hour parkouring rooftops on my block. It's surprising how many people have skylights in their bathrooms.
@TheBoydP: Ninety percent of being a dog is not realizing your own tail is your own tail.
@Darlainky: You can tell a lot about a person by eavesdropping in on their conversations in the bathroom.
@UnFitz: The pillow is my all-time favorite soft, fluffy, comfortable murder weapon.