@rzarosco: I dont use one of those unfollower sites like a psycho. I use my handwritten list of followers and crosscheck it daily like a NORMAL PERSON!
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@lecalabara: Caught my son running a Google search for "adult entertainment". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family.
@capricecrane: Now's a good time to change your facebook name to "Nobody," so when you click like on ignorant statuses it says, "Nobody likes this."
@Ygrene: [From Basement]: *scary murdery noise* Me: oh shit Me: *makes slightly more scary more murdery noise* [From Basement]: Oh shit
@goldengateblond: You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list.