@kelkulus: I don't usually cry from onions, but this one's story is so inspirational.
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@FilthyRichmond: Pregnant women go through a "nesting" phase where they make a tree fort out of twigs and parts of men they've killed.
@Rollmaninoz: God: *inventing the elephant* let's just move all the dials to maximum and see what happens
@DontTouchMyWine: Him: I love redheads. I could totally see you being a great wife. Me: I could totally see you being a great chalk outline.