@Jasmin_Tatts: I don't usually spank the kids while we're in Walmart but yours were just asking for it.
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@DaddyJew: Librarian: can I check you out? Me: sure [spins around] Librarian: I meant your book Me: oh yea, that makes way more sense
@Sassafrantz: Just found a new app that that tells you which one of your friends are boring. It's called Facebook.
@ArfMeasures: ART TEACHER: Why have you painted the water green again? It looks- ME: I'm bringing *puts on sunglasses* Shrek sea back AT: You're expelled
@jjhartinger: Hubs: Columbus discovered America not asking for directions so why do I. Me: He set out for India and went the wrong way. Hubs: Oh. Me: Yep.