@liv_thatsme: I don't wanna brag, but my therapist just told me I'm above her skill level.
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@AndrewNadeau0: You can just tell people you're writing a novel even if you're not. There will not be follow up questions.
@QwertyJones3: FRIEND: My kid was mvp of his basketball team. ME: My kid misses when he tries to high-5
@280Jokes: When I was younger I used to sell home security alarms door to door. I was always selling the most security alarms out of anyone else I worked with. "What's your secret?". If I went to call on a house and nobody was home, then I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.