@randomchkk: I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
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@JermHimselfish: I dream of living in a world where men are judged not by the color of their skin, but by the contents of their iPod.
@mrtruthandsoul: If you see a porcupine in your yard, that's my cat and we're not done with our accupuncture session.
@Tmoney68: Research shows vacuum cleaners can cause hearing loss. "You should absolutely get rid of that monster," said one furry, panting scientist.
@iwearaonesie: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who can't shut the pantry door because I'm standing here trying to put the fucking groceries away