@randomchkk: I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
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@qwertying: Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
@GrantTanaka: Felt a sharp pain in my chest & thought "oh shit, I'm having a heart attack," but it just turned out to be my wife stabbing me.
@shutupmikeginn: Twitter should offer Shkreli his account back for $10,000 and if he agrees say sorry and suddenly raise the price 5600%