@randomchkk: I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
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@Tmoney68: Son: When did u know you were old? Me: When I started saying 'congratulations' to friends who said they were pregnant instead of 'oh shit.'
@TheDreamGhoul: "you're breaking up with me, here? and now?!" "it's just not working out" *both continue pedaling tandem bicycle in silence*
@just1fool: I'd like to thank the spider that descended from the bill of my baseball cap for getting me motivated today.