@sexypitabread: "I don't want no scrubs" a doctor says before she violates, like, a TON of health codes
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@meganyyb: Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?
@Dawn_M_: A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door.
@derpintine: 'So Timmy, how did you fall into that well?' 'Oh. I never fell in, I was p- *sees Lassie do cut throat motion* -was jumping in.'
@markleggett: I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.