@murfer28: I don't want to lock my account because I like to help my X's feel better about themselves when they check in & make sure I'm still a drunk.
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: For someone who said "Correct me if I'm wrong..." you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did.
@TheTweetOfGod: Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell.
@TheDailySchmuck: 1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*
@MarfSalvador: My ability to attract girls has increased exponentially since I started my new hobby 'crying whilst pushing round an empty stroller'