@RorynotRoy: "I don't want you to freak out, but..." - someone with a shaky grasp of how anxiety works
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@DeanB15: I think the only job requirement you need to become a TSA agent, is to know how to do a really good eye roll while you're chewing gum.
@sashbv: *My Gym Schedule* Monday: Cardio Tuesday: Intense weight training Wednesday: Aerobics, dynamic strength training Thursday: 3 year break
@howe007: Women’s magazines: Page 5: accept yourself for who you are Page 8: how to lose 10lbs in 1 week Page 12: best cake recipe
@sploosk: ants can carry up to 5000 times their body weight?? pfft. watch this- *goes to stomp an ant but it grabs me & slams me thru a picnic table*