@RorynotRoy: "I don't want you to freak out, but..." - someone with a shaky grasp of how anxiety works
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@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
@WildeThingy: "I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die." - Dolphin bucket list.
@kelkulus: Apparently on Facebook you can "like" that someone "liked" something. I just liked the movie "Inception", and now we wait.
@NicestHippo: Ever since childhood I've identified as a hippo. While other kids were playing, I savagely mauled villagers. #TransSpecies