@RorynotRoy: "I don't want you to freak out, but..." - someone with a shaky grasp of how anxiety works
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@MUMSIEesq: Pro Tip: If you knock on the door to a bathroom stall and someone says "one second," wait more than one second before entering.
@LEDawes: Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.
@robfee: Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die.