@katiefzack: I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY but I'll take it.
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@CoolCamel69: *pulls home cooked meal out of oven* *family awkwardly stares at me* Yup, this is definitely not my house.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What are you doing?! 5-year-old: Hugging my sister. Me: Hugs don't start with a flying tackle. 5: Me: 5: The good ones do.
@gaurav_verma23: Me: OMG! Everyone is dead! Instructor: For the last time, you are late and it's a yoga class.
@Kendragarden: I call my nephews "Dude" and "Homie" because I'm the cool Aunt! (I don't know their names.)