@tealbluejay: I don't wear a watch because my inner 3yo thinks nothing exists until I get there.
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@robfee: Yelp is a great way to find out where garbage people will never eat again because one time a waitress forgot their honey mustard.
@twelveoclocke: It's impossible to buy a baguette & carry it home without feeling like an actor who is playing the role of Person Coming Home From The Store
@ShutUpThatsWho: [God making water] "it helps plants" ANGEL: nice "cleans things" A: ok "u die if u don't drink it" A: "& drown if u drink it wrong" A: what