@tealbluejay: I don't wear a watch because my inner 3yo thinks nothing exists until I get there.
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@TheDinky: If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero... #hero #cootertales
@iAmJuddy: Next time you let someone here affect your real life, tell a stranger "I'm mad at some online person I've never met" then let them punch you
@KenTremendous: "Owen, you must hide this baby, at all costs, from Anakin Skywalker." "Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?" "Seems fine."