@tealbluejay: I don't wear a watch because my inner 3yo thinks nothing exists until I get there.
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@envydatropic: I've been on my best behavior ever since the words "you can be charged as an adult" applied to me
@AGreaterMonster: Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn't mean I'm getting old, right? Means I'm turning into a werewolf! Right?
@PoliticallyILL1: I'm sick of closing out every job interview with "I was young. I needed the money."
@kumailn: It's fine to eat chicken with skin but serve beef with skin and everybody just starts freaking out.