@D2_Barney_McG: I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else's
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@SunnySideUp1987: If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future.
@WilliamAder: I knew joining a gym was a bad idea when I got there and needed help pulling the door open.
@OfficeofSteve: They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot
@Sean_Burgundy_: Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore