@nanglish: I downloaded "ambient coffee shop" track. Just low talking, dish clanking, & one lady yelling "Finn. Look at mommy. FINN. You want a scone?"
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@SamGrittner: How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?
@KenJennings: Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
@lazerdoov: Call your boring friend Simon, "Sighmon" he'll never know the difference and you can laugh about it with your cool bros over beers.
@Holy_Mowgli: GOD: *holds up dinosaur* what do we call this thing AARON: aardvark GOD: no you're fired LLOYD: llama GOD: fired PTOBY: hang on, I got this
@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes A German arriving at Orly airport in Paris. Customs officer: Occupation? German: Nein, just visiting.
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