@Laser_Cat: I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros.
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@Underchilde: My neighbor said the next time he comes over he’s bringing the whole family, so I told him I couldn’t wait and then I burned my house down.
@ninjadinosaur1: I dropped my popcicle in the tub. I'm awfully sad. It was banana. Now it just tastes like bubble bath.
@panmidwest: HER: why do you hate every single Hugh Grant movie? ME: i love love actually actually