@Laser_Cat: I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros.
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@3sunzzz: H: The house is empty, why don't you go and slip into something more comfortable? Me: great idea *comes back wearing fuzzy penguin pajamas*
@TheresNoGodzila: Me: So what do you do? Date: I work with animals Me: *imagining an office ran entirely by golden retrievers in suits* Your job sounds fun