@Laser_Cat: I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros.
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@robdelaney: As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway.
@BigRadMachine: Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.
@SuchaDumbWorld: To my American friends: On Sunday, don't forget to set your clocks back one hour. On Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years.