@Laser_Cat: I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros.
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@chelliet22: My daughter just informed me that 75% of you follow me because of how I look. I'm not sure if I'm flattered or insulted.
@John_M15: The "Slow Children Playing" signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?
@imogenjayy: Takes approximately 7.5 seconds for #Adele to make you mourn a relationship that you weren't even in.