@anjeanettec: I dream about living in a world where Adobe never asks me to update it.
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@SwedishCanary: I had a call from a charity asking me to donate old clothes for starving people. I told them anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving
@bakedbrotatoes: -You talkin to my girl? *pops knuckles* -What if I am? *cracks neck* *dislocates shoulder* *breaks collarbone* *fractures skull*
@eddiepepitone: I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen.