@Discourt: I dream of a day when my toddler can poop and the entire neighborhood doesn't have to hear her say she's done.
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@ValeeGrrl: Little does the bus driver know, that "I love you" I shout after my kids every morning is for him too.
@WSiefford: I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face.
@johnbiehl: Added my sticker to the family on the back of your van I am in your family now you have to bring me to costco every time you go.