@HousewifeOfHell: I drink because I care. About me. And drinks.
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@KtotheK39: Divorce lawyers all over the world are rubbing their hands together in glee now that Twitter DM has a picture function.
@causticbob: Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are.