@HousewifeOfHell: I drink because I care. About me. And drinks.
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@simoncholland: You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this preschool.
@JMFnSparks: If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as "This is SPARTA!!!"
@mattZillaaaa: Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are. Also, you're now out of xanax.
@LeanneMacco: Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders.