@HousewifeOfHell: I drink because I care. About me. And drinks.
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@ohwrigley: Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.
@MartaEffing: Just saw a five year old in a track suit & a gold chain. His nana didn't think it was funny when I asked him if he could hook up some blow.
@jlock17: If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?