@RidiculousSheri: I drink expresso irregardless of the time, because, for all intensive purposes, its good for my sole. Also, it keeps my brain alot sharper.
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@disaster_dog: if there were a zombie apocalypse i'd save a lot of kids but it would be only because i'd need them later to feed zombies so i can run away
@jazmasta: Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
@mattZillaaaa: [1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away
@iamnotdiddy: The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket.