@SuitableHolmes: I drink Rockstar cause I'm a rockstar. My wife drinks Monster.
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@NikiWithIssues: I have to stop saying "Because I'm Batman" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman.
@LostFelicia: Raise your hand if you ever ran out of toilet paper and had to use a coffee filter. So, just me..
@simoncholland: Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?