@SuitableHolmes: I drink Rockstar cause I'm a rockstar. My wife drinks Monster.
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@ItsAndyRyan: Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrödinger: Nice, nice
@trojansauce: ALFRED: *wringing out wet birthday party invitation* it's difficult to read, but i'd hazard a guess at aquaman, master wayne
@NintenDom: I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it's never fully connected with me. And also because I caught my neighbour using it.
@cool_as_heck: Boy: I wish more girls liked farming Girl: I like farming Boy: Lol oh yeah? Name the 5 most water-efficient irrigation systems of the 1980s