@SuitableHolmes: I drink Rockstar cause I'm a rockstar. My wife drinks Monster.
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@YoungNobler: Just checked weather. If anyone is curious what's in my wardrobe, find me tomorrow. I will be wearing every article of clothing I own.
@anildash: Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying "My, uh… friend said…"
@vinnycrack: Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you'll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless.