@super_morgasm: I drink, therefore I am.... Drunk.
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@GoldenSpirals: Creams that smell like fruit play with your brain. Tempted to eat my own leg. Smells like mango, but would probably taste like rare steak.
@SocialExtortion: I hate going to the dentist, he is always like "did you eat Oreos before you came in?" and "you are still eating Oreos, I can see you"
@mstluvstrinkets: What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old.