@super_morgasm: I drink, therefore I am.... Drunk.
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@Shock_Monster: I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell.
@jonnysun: *sees a fly* ahhh *trying to swat fly* nooo *gives up* well if ur gona stay at least pay rent lol FLY: *hands me a tiny check* ME: wat the
@inigoomontoya: I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again