@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.
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@SatansTongue: The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs! *puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water* *water turns into wine* Thank u Jesus
@NourhanKheir: I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone.
@CooIStepDad: [running from cop] *cop catches me* "Get on the ground or I'll taze ya" *pulls jellyfish from pocket* "Look they were all out of tazers"
@MariyaAlexander: Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less.