@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.
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@Steelers1972: Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends.
@InternetHippo: ME: Why can’t everyone just be nice EVERYONE: Why can’t you ME: Don’t change the subject
@krishna_van: I don't always say 'oops', but when I do, it's usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
@WindPushedGrass: 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' - White people at Indian Buffets