@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.
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@kpcuk: There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)
@HockeyTornado: Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.
@TVsCarlKinsella: ALBUS: Got Dementors to protect Hogwarts this year. They suck souls out! Indiscriminately! KIDS: ... STAFF: ... ALBUS: I can't control them.
@RocketRankoon: I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba.