@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.
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@HollyMemphis: If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
@lisaxy424: Me: time for bed Brain: yeah I'm tired too M: really? wow we may actually get some slee- B: hey do you think anyone's died in this house?
@Chumpstring: SON: can i yell bomb at the airport DAD: no SON: can i yell boom DAD: what's wrong with u SON: how about "my dad smokes weed" DAD: boom's ok
@truegritrumble: ME: *pleased* Honey, I folded the dishes. WIFE: M: W: The laundry. M: No the dish... W: M: W: What? M: We need new dishes.