@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.
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@themiltron: [the invention of money] i want your stuff "it's mine tho" what if i gave you a hard circle or a long paper "hmmm"
@SveldtSmelt: I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning.